*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton
the SKELETON MAN
wait wait wait wait sorry
part man, part skeleton?
yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton
Had a bomb threat at school today
In other news it was too cloudy last night to see the blood moon and I cried
imagine levi commanding titan eren just like remy does in ratatouille
I saw a lot of really kickass theatre today + shout out to abbey for giving me this hella rad sweater
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce