[something ironic here]

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

Had a bomb threat at school today

In other news it was too cloudy last night to see the blood moon and I cried

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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theshortycorporal:

STOP SCROLLING

imagine levi commanding titan eren just like remy does in ratatouille

CONTINUE SCROLLING

inexplicablepants:

I saw a lot of really kickass theatre today + shout out to abbey for giving me this hella rad sweater

inexplicablepants:

I saw a lot of really kickass theatre today + shout out to abbey for giving me this hella rad sweater

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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fecloras:

Classic Mary

fecloras:

Classic Mary